The North Beach Diet. Add Belly and Hip Fat Instantly with Batter Fried Twinkies and More ... Trade Paper By Robert Kim Bailey

THE NORTH BEACH DIET. Add Belly and Hip Fat Instantly with Batter Fried Twinkies and More ... Atkins, Weight Watchers, Jenny Craig, Low Fat, or the ever-present South Beach all promise the same things - starvation, deprivation, self-denial, unhappiness, irritation, and most importantly, failure as you seek the elusive and unattainable emaciation of Hollywood stars. Why go that tragic route when now you CAN have it all -- doughnuts, milkshakes, double meat and cheese burgers, and best of all deep fried snickers bars, on the brand new North Beach Diet? Author Kim Bailey, the poster child of this groundbreaking new food plan, says it best ..."I gained 145 pounds, became emotionally insulated, and allowed food to control every aspect of my life ... now you can too!"

This parody of the ubiquitous South Beach Diet celebrates the joys of sugar, butter, and all things carbohydrage. This high-fat, high salt, real sugar movement is the perfect backlash to the overwhelming barrage of diet plans that dominate bookstore shelves and bedside tables. It is filled with helpful tips, including,,,